I Hope Letterman's Reading This...

I like that Sarah Palin...

She looks like the Med Lab Tech at the Hospital who takes my blood work and says "Don't worry, it's just a little prick."

She looks like my librarian who calls me up and gives me a friendly reminder that my book is overdue.

She looks like the person who pushes the button for the winning lottery numbers.

She looks like the person who hosts the early morning business report and tells me that the Nikkei is down.

She sounds like the person who says "Thank you for using your SaskTel Calling Card"

She looks like the person at the city who takes my parking ticket fine.

She looks like the aunt who gives her nephews some candy, five dollars and a pinch on the cheek every Thanksgiving.

She looks like everyone's attractive cousin.

I could go on...