Yay, Capitalism!

I recently subscribed to Consumer Reports magazine, and got my first issue today.



So, get ready for me to look up and judge any and every large purchase you all might make.
For example...

• Steam dishwashers are just for unnecessarily upping status.
• That $700 RCA LCD TV is actually not that good.
• If you don't have Verizon FiOS, you're nothin'.