Transcript from a text alert I got moments ago...
TYLENOL* RAPID RELEASE RAPID ALERT... Giants' Barry Bonds hit his 752nd homer on Thursday (hit off of Cubs' Ted Lilly)...MORE AT TSN.CA
Talk about insult to injury, although quite humourous, especially if you're a Jays' fan.
UPDATE at 2:53pm CST: I got a similar alert from TSN just now. Replace 752nd with "753rd", and Ted Lilly with "Will Ohman". I have nothing incriminating against Mr. Ohman at this time.