At the CBC Headquarters in Toronto, ON
Visitor is in one of the elevators. Clearly, he’s lost. Nearly every floor button is pushed. A CBC staffer gets on and rides one floor down.
Visitor: How do you get out of this building?
CBC staffer: You can’t.
(door opens, CBCer walks out saying): It’s how we get funding. We hold visitors for ransom. Have a nice day.”
The visitor doesn’t smile.