Showing posts with label Internet. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Internet. Show all posts

Sunday, December 23, 2007

It seems like everybody's using the Internet...

...everybody.

Even the Queen of England.

Her Majesty doesn't have the embed box checked, though. You have go to Ye Royale Channele.

You know, I actually heard somewhere that Bill Clinton only sent two e-mails through his entire presidency.

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

If at&t ran Canada...

...they would merge the Prairie Provinces and sell coffee mugs.


(click to enlarge)

Where Do You Live?

Wednesday, September 5, 2007

Some do the chicken dance...

...I do the Can't Dance



It's the same guy that did "Chocolate Rain"

Saturday, August 18, 2007

The Funniest things I've heard, read and seen this week (August 12-18)

Heard - James Duthie's failed attempts to woo Anna Kournikova at the Rogers Cup's Tennis Legends Match on Monday. Apparrently Anna doesn't like hockey commentators as much as hockey players. (part two is here)

Read - The Best. Phishing E-mail. Ever. I wonder how many people were dumb enough to take- *ding* Hey, a dancing gorilla wants my Visa number. Well, let's take a look here...

Seen - Now I know this happened six months ago, but I first saw the video this week. CityNews' consumer reporter Peter Silverman investigated a crooked optician in Toronto, who obviously had a temper. A hissy fit involving snowballs and the ETF (Toronto's SWAT Team) ensued



Thursday, August 16, 2007

The World's First Pictures

The first picture I took on my digital camera (labelled 000_0029)
If I only had the foresight to not delete and post the first picture I took when I got my digital camera (it was deleted in the camera). Another blog told me if you call up DSC00001.jpg in Google Image Search, you will get the first pictures the world generally takes when they get their camera out of the box. (Note: Yes, a lot of those first pictures are exactly what you think they are. It's a good idea to make sure what your Google Safe Search settings are before you click the link if you happen to be easily offended or at work)

Conversely, a search for pictures labelled 000_0001.jpg (the defalut labelling for Kodak Easyshare cameras) is a lot more dignified.

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Straight from the Old School, part one-point-five

I'm sure you remember the Internet in 1994.

But how about the Internet in 1995?



Of course you do. Or you at least were mailed those incompatible discs without permission

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

One-half of our population cannot do you wrong.

Screenshot from 15millioncanadians.com

I was watching the news from Detroit when an ad for Tim Hortons came up. I love that place, it is one of my favourite restaurants, as is the same for many people I know. There are 3000 locations located in this continent (most of course in Canada, and a few in the States as well), including one located just 100 or so yards from where I work. The ad pushed Iced Coffee (which, surprisingly enough, is not available in Canada, or at least where I live), but it also displayed another interesting item.

Tim Hortons made a website at 15millioncanadians.com. The name, of course, reflects the amount of people who visited the stores, and it also accounts for one-half of Canada's population. The site is geared toward American customers, though it can be seen by anyone, who are still unfamiliar with the restaurant, and the legend it carries.

Along with mentioning the products offered, and telling where the nearest store is, the site also talks about some of the bits of lore associated with Tim Hortons. Some of the stories include the distribution of the poppy "spy" quarter, the speculation of a super addictive, nicotine-like secret ingredient added into each coffee, the Rrrroll-up the rim trash-can DNA incident, and the longest drive-thru line ever.

There is also a photo gallery which includes several witty pictures, including one of a somewhat accurate scale replica of a Tim Hortons store, made of Lego®.

And in case you've forgotten, or you don't know, there is a biography of the professional hockey player who founded, and lent his name to, the greatest thing this country can offer, other than maple syrup and strong beer.

Thursday, July 12, 2007

Straight from the old school...

Remember what the Internet was like in 1994?



Did you even know the Internet was available in 1994?

Me neither.